Thursday, October 21, 2004

Today's Money Quote

Lileks comes through again. He offers yet another take on the "Laura Bush Had a Job?" gaffe by Teresa Heinz Ketchup.

Aside from the well-crafted response regarding parenting as a job, I sincerely hope the First Couple get a chuckle out of this fantasy bedroom quote:

Do [Democrats] actually fantasize that she stays up late reading subversive literature?

“What’re you reading, Laur.”

“Oh, the Vagina Monologues.”

“Don’t bother. We’re gonna win Vagina and West Vagina this year ZZZZZZ.”

That, to me, is funny. Even the President realizes that he's a little out-classed by the English language.

I wonder, though, how the West Vaginians will take it?

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