Monday, October 25, 2004

Political Mobsters

"Just put that vote in my husband's column, and no one gets hurt."

Chilling words from a crazed lunatic? Perhaps. But that's what this world has come to.

Apparently the campaign office break-ins and vandalism coupled with threats of voter intimidation just weren't doing it for the would-be Veep's wife. Sensing somehow that her dream of becoming First Lady-in-Waiting was slipping away, she resorts to a desperate ploy to win votes: Vote for us and we'll leave the baseball bats and Molotov cocktails at home.

How refreshing! A politician who finally speaks her mind.

Hat tip: Drudge

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