Reminds Me of the Joke...

I've spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out which joke best reminds me of this election. I think I've finally hit on it. I'm sure you've all heard this one, but doesn't it just echo this campaign so eloquently?

Where do you stand on abortion?

Bush: I believe that abortion is morally wrong, except where the life of the mother is in danger.

Kerry [after checking over both shoulders and lowering his voice]: Where would you like me to stand?