#263 - World Out of Balance Report (Updated)

More worrisome than Britney Spears marrying Kevin Federline (or anyone, for that matter), is that they are reproducing.

More worrisome than that is the fact that anyone cares.

(H/T Dave Barry)

UPDATE

So it turns out the whole announcement thing was a hoax. No less a national security expert than Matt Lauer was fooled, too.

Too bad Britney herself isn't merely a hoax.

Oh, wait...