More worrisome than Britney Spears marrying Kevin Federline (or anyone, for that matter), is that they are reproducing.
More worrisome than that is the fact that anyone cares.
(H/T Dave Barry)
So it turns out the whole announcement thing was a hoax. No less a national security expert than Matt Lauer was fooled, too.
Too bad Britney herself isn't merely a hoax.
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