Attention, CBS Executives!

In case you were wondering about Katie-Poo's tanked ratings, we gotcher reason right here.

Save yourselves some money, guys. Kill the telecast and hire Huffington Post to podcast your news. You'll be wealthier, and we'll quit accusing you of having "liberal bias" in your so-called news organization. Can't allege you to have done something if you've already been convicted, right?

Yeesh.