The Bible's Account of Jesus walking on water, or this one?
UPDATE: More at American DIgest. I know I link Gerard too much; he's right over there on the link bar, fer pete's sake, but I'm just so astonished to have beaten him to a story. Of course, he actually had something to SAY about it, whereas my post was . . . uh . . . you know . . .
[rereads actual 11-word post]
Nifty take-down, Gerard! Rock on!
Colton Haab vs. CNN
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