Come and Get Me, Joe

Hey, Mr. Vice President! Your federal budget stinks and you guys have no idea how to fix it. Whatcha gonna do about it? (H/T: Drudge)

Money quote:

He quickly added: "To the press, that's a figure of speech."

Uh, huh.

Well, as one of the VP's potential targets, all I can say is you'd better bring your cast-iron underwear, Joe. Hair plugs will not save you in 2012.