To my sister Amy. One good "neener" deserves another:
We note for the record that between all the sibs, only Amy has boys to raise*.
*Caveat: Woody does, indeed, have a boy, but he is raised. Also, Woody didn't get much hands-on time with said boy after the divorce. Thus, the damage is already done, and only Amy has it to look forward to with, I am certain, much anticipation.